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Pickup & Shipping

FREE In-store pickup is available at checkout.

Normal shipping rates apply to products. Depending from where the product is shipped, the methods used are UPS, USPS, or FedEx. During the checkout process there is an option to choose faster shipping methods.

Returns

We want you to be thrilled to death with your order, which is why we offer a 30-day return policy!

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